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People Who Instantly Regretted Their Life Choices

May 17, 2022

If only they could get One do-over, please.

We have all done something in life we regret, sometimes you think back years down the road and wonder how you could have been so Dumb.

Other times it is a instant feeling of regret, hope none of these people suffer long term issues from these bad decisions.

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This Bacon Bandit

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This Bacon Bandit
Bet he will think twice before sticking his finger where it doesn't belong now


This Very Wet Photographer

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This Very Wet Photographer
In this world of constant selfies and having to post everything on Instagram, people seem to ignore the dangers in favor of the "Perfect" photo op.


This Person Got An Unexpected Mouth Cleaning

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This Person Got An Unexpected Mouth Cleaning
Maybe they should have double checked what they were sinking their teeth into. 


Accidently Sharing Ice Cream With Local Wildlife

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Accidently Sharing Ice Cream With Local Wildlife
Obviously this victim has never been to the beach or around Seagulls before. Maybe next time they will keep their food closer. But let be honest, people today will risk it all to get that photo.


Another Contestant That Played A Dangerous Food Game

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Another Contestant That Played a Dangerous Food Game
That is one strange looking potato, but seriously folks this person could not tell the difference in texture of a potato or a pear. Hard to believe they can get out of bed in the morning without hurting themselves.


Finding Out The Hard Way How Suction Works

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Finding Out The Hard Way How Suction Works
A little common sense goes a long way, unfortunately common sense is not so common today. A basic understanding of physics could have saved this girl from stupidity and embarrasment.


Be More Specific With Your Wishes

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Be More Specific With Your Wishes
Have you never watched a Genie movie, Doh. Always be SPECIFIC about your wishes otherwise you might get something you didn't want.


Don't Believe Anything You See On The Internet

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Don't Believe Anything You See On The Internet
Just because its on the internet does not make it true or safe to try. But seriously what did you expect to happen when you rub sandpaper on your window. 


Ol' Diaper Mouth

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Ol' Diaper Mouth
In a world filled with warning labels, maybe this person should have double checked the label. At least they got some relief from any internal mouth rash LOL!


Shopping Online Requires More Diligence

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Shopping Online Requires More Diligence
Maybe they were drunk, or in a rush but there is no excuse for not checking dimensions of a product before ordering. If there are no dimensions in the ad maybe you should think before ordering.


Brand New Owner Modern Bed Art

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Brand-New Owner Modern Bed Art
Firstly why are you suplexing your girlfriend. Secondly that is an obscene amount of makeup, did you even recognize her after she turned over?


The Cookie Slayer

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The Cookie Slayer
Another victim of not understanding physics, this idiot needs to stay the hell out of the kitchen. Maybe try DoorDash or Skip The Dishes in the future.


Turn Yourself Into A Smurf

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Turn Yourself Into a Smurf
This may not have entirely been her fault, but this is some funny s**t here. Time to make that justified Karen call to the manager.


Ol' Frozen Pants

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Ol' Frozen Pants
The fact that neither one understand how freezing works, have they never seen an ice cube, or frozen food. Water plus freezing temps = solid. Its like grade school science.


Be Careful What You Wear In The Sun

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Be Careful What You Wear In The Sun
That has got to be one seriously uncomfortable sunburn. People still don't realize that any exposed skin in the sun can get burned. Custom tanning might become a thing though.


Absent Minded Artist

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Absent Minded Artist
Lets be honest here, we all absently fidget with whatever is in our hands. Maybe next time they will flip the pen upside down or at the least double check if the tip is out.


The Newest Member Of The Bald Club

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The Newest Member Of The Bald Club
Another case of "Read The F***ing Label" seriously who leaves hair remover in a place that have it mistaken for Shampoo.


Quick Lesson In Wildlife

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Quick Lesson In Wildlife
Wildlife can be unpredictable, cute and cuddle can become scratchy bitey in an instant. Maybe she will think twice before posing with wildlife in the future.


Time To Quit Your Job And Move To Another Country

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Time To Quit Your Job And Move To Another Country
This is one misunderstanding that this woman will never live down. At this point just give up, move to another country and maybe rethink your attitude towards people.


Why Would You Share That On Social Media

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Why Would You Share That On Social Media
The infatuation with sharing every little detail of your life on social media is scary. What did you think would happen posting the activation code for a gift card publicly. I bet you answer all the what kind of potato is my bank account quizzes.


Hard Lesson Learned Here

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Hard Lesson Learned Here
If it goes in, it will come out right? Nope! that's how animal traps work. This guy should just refrain from sticking his appendages in anything in the future and do the world a favor.


Stranded For Hours

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Stranded For Hours
Admit it, we have all done something this stupid once in our lives. Lets hope they learned their lesson about planning ahead.


Finally, This Is Why We Have Warning Labels Everywhere

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Finally, This Is Why We Have Warning Labels Everywhere
Every wonder why there are stupid warning labels on everything? Some of them make us want to learn the story behind how that label became required.


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